I have been meandering around in my comfortable and privileged white male stupour under the impression that we (the Irish) are the biggest (per capita) tea drinkers in the world. Imagine my dismay then when I realise it is not the Irish at all. It is apparently some made up place called the U.A.E. whatever that is supposed to stand for. If you ask me this is a scam. I have never heard of this so-called place and I refuse to recognise their ownership of this prestigious position. Wikipedia can suck it and stop making up places that don't exist to usurp the one little tiny cup of pride the Irish have to hold on to. Banks can take our money, the government can bend us over and repeatedly financially gangrape us, however get between me and my tea and I will be burning the fucking place to the ground. If this U.A.E. place turns out to be real I say we invade tomorrow. If we can't steal all their tea then we should at least annex it and make it part of Ireland so we can reclaim our rightful position on top of this list. This is our birthright people and all those heroes didn't die in a war against the hated British and then in a civil war so these phoney countries could steal our inheritance. PS To any Irish people who may stumble upon my plea for the reclamation of our noble heritage I have but one thing to say to you and that is: GET YOUR FUCKING KETTLES ON!
Look below to examine the lies.
Supposedly the list of the biggest per capita tea drinkers in the world!
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